What’s the matter with slow people? All kinds of slow people! Junkies, lazy, dumb… Whatever! Have you ever noticed that once you’re walking on the streets, 70% of the people starts walking slower? AND, if they’re in front of you, they will know exactly the way you’re going just to make it difficult for you to pass! I mean.. am I driving here? I feel like I should flash my headlights to these people!
Where’s everybody going, anyway?! Well, I tell you where… Men are going around making stuff so women can notice them, and women are walking around making sure that men are busy trying to impress them. That’s the way it is.. I know it’s hard, but this happens since the beginning of times!
Remember cave men in old movies? They were desperate to find some big dinosaurs to kill, bring it back to the cave men society, stop by a woman and go “Look! Look what I did! You see how it’s dead and all? Yeah! That’s right… I am a complete cave man person!”. And, obviously, the woman would go like: “meh…” and walk away with Mario cause he’s Italian and has a WiseGuy-Mojo! Yeah, I know… You’re thinking “typical”, but if you weren’t slow, you’d realize that you didn’t have to kill a dinosaur or go around doing stuff to get attention…
You just gotta act Italian! Who knows this way people would stop being slow on the streets…
